hythe: fwips: orlandobloomers: people used to have to paint their own selfies
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘I dont know what you mean’ I say as I descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
thernardier: “you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
littleredridingkyle: notawittyurl: In europe you don’t say ‘i love you’ you just vote for your neighbouring countries in Eurovision I think that’s hauntingly beautiful UK gives Ireland 12 points, Ireland gives UK at least 6 points. The ultimate story of unrequited love. The UK get their missing 6 points when we get our missing 6 counties.