I’m actually going out proper clubbing tonight and it’s quite exciting because usually I end up passing out before pre drinks end so lol #yolo

I am so bored that I’ve resorted to this.

Name five facts about yourself. 

1. I have very red cheeks all the fucking time. 
2. I’m really good at Facebook stalking. Like, I’ve found multiple celebrities.
3. I use my hands a lot when I’m speaking and if i’m angry, I tend to slam things down to emphasise my point.
4. I honestly have an ebay addiction. I need help.
5. I have great boobs :)

When’s the last time you cried? 
I cried from laughter today when I found these goblins figurines at work that represented the seven deadly sins and the ‘Lust’ one looked so terrifying and I laughed and laughed and cried.

Name something great that will happen in the next week.

My mother will come back and I get to go volunteer at a dog shelter with my best friend.

Ever licked someone’s cheek?

Of course! How can one go through life without licking someone’s cheek..

How often do you talk on the phone?

As little as possible, but nearly every day because of work:(

Are you waiting for something?

Yeah mate, waiting for the kettle to boil.

Are you in a good mood?

I will be when the kettle is boiled and I can have some Irish tea. 

Where were you at 9 am this morning?

At work, opening the store!

What was the worst thing that happened to you today?

I saw that fucking seven deadly sin figurine.

Do you have a brother?

Yea he’s a ginger. 

Last beverage?

Mother! For all you non Australians, it’s an energy drink / heroine. 

Last phone call?

My Dad. He wanted to know where I was. I was in my bedroom.

What was the first thing you thought this morning?

What the cunt is that alarm sound that has awoken me from my slumber.

What will you be doing 12 hours from now?

At work >:(

First thing you wash in the shower? 

My hair

Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker? 

Alcohol, I don’t drink coffee.

What’s the closest thing to you that’s red? 

My cheeks.

Tell me about the last dream you remember having?

Last night I dreamt that I was being chased my several Buddas.

Three of your current feelings? 

Confused: can people feel three different feelings at once?
Bemused: the kettle still hasn’t boiled

Idiotic: I didn’t turn the power socket on for the kettle lol

What are you craving right now? 
My Barry’s Tea!

What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

Curly hair.

Have you ever met a celebrity? 

I’ve met Alan Davies, seen Bob Dylan and met Justice Crew (but didn’t know who they were so doesn’t count)

What are you listening to right now? 

My Dad snoring and my cat purring.

How many countries have you visited? 

Dickloads. 10 or so: England, Ireland, Northern Ireland, Wales, France, Italy, Czech Republic, USA, Malaysia, Indonesia, Singapore and a few others.

Are your parents strict?

Yes, but with a child like me; they need to be.

Have you ever been in a castle?

Yes, Windsor & Enniskillen Castle and heaps of ruins and old Irish castles

What was your favourite bedtime story as a child?

My Dad use to get puppets and make them speak in a Newcastle accent and tell me their adventures. I also loved that Little Princess didn’t want to use her Potty one.

okay so we had steak for dinner and my dad served in medium-rare so it was bloody and yeah BUT I ACCIDENTLY SPILT SOME ON MY COMPUTER DESK AND MY CAT IS NOW LICKING IT UP AND PURRING LIKE A MANIAC AND IS NOW STARING AND PURRING AT ME I THINK SHE’S GOING TO EAT ME?

SHE’S JUST STARING AND PURRING AND IS SWATTING AT MY HEAD

I’m going to buy a club/pub and name it “Out”

” you going out tonight?”

‘yeah meet you there?”

“meet where?”

“out”

“yeah but whereabouts”

“out”

yeah…but-